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Monday, April 13, 2009

moms say the darndest things

here are some of my all time favorite quotes from my mom. keep in mind, these weren't necessarily on purpose

"for crapping out loud!"

"listen to my eyes! look into my ears!"

*we're at the mall, and she tries to get my attention by saying 'HEY!' and 'HELLO!' at the same time, so it just comes out "HELL!!!.......O!" (she's pointing at my face, thank-you-very-much) *me and Hannah gasp*, 'you swore!!!!!!"

*she looks at the back yard* there is diarrhea everywhere!!! *me and Hannah 'whoa tmi, you didn't have to say that, you could've just told tom to pick it up' *her scowling* "these are just words because I'm upset by it"

"Caroline you're going to have to turn your music down, because some people have to use the bathroom"- ha ha let me explain about that one, lol she concentrating on telling Hannah to go to bed, going to take Maggie outside to do her business, and they came out together.