in too deep

so my friend Heidi, (this is like beginning of January) smiled at this boy, Ranjit (Tibetan boy, just came over from India, 18 years old, doesn't speak very good English, or understand it that well, for that matter. pretty sweet though, really awkward to be around. but he has good intentions), in the hall one time, then he found out what all her classes were, and gave her this valentine, and it was like "my heart is full of love for you ever since i first saw you" and "i love you" and "i love you for who you are" and "you're the most beautiful girl in the world". and attached, there was a really cool black and white yarn bracelet that he got in India. and it smelled like cologne, not that that's really relevant, but whatever. then i told her "if you accept it, you're probably agreeing go marry him ,in his country" and she just laughed, and blew it off. but it turns out

.................... i was right.....................

ha ha well not quite marriage, but it means they're like major going out. like pinned, going steady, whatever. and they hardly know each other. but we just found this out today, and it's been since what? Valentine's day? Feb 14? like a month and a half!? so he calls her all day, from any phone with in his reach, and he's wondering if she's mad at him, cause she's sorta avoiding him. not cause she's mad, but because it's so awkward to be around him! so he was all worried, and we now know what his deal was. now the only problem is to figure out how to.... deal... with this appropriately...

2 random lists

top three celebrities that I'd run away with, in order of hottness

1. Taylor Lautner (tied with #2 actually)
2. William Moseley
3. Rob Pattinson (...maybe... it depends)

funny slang terms

• Vomitose- means something is so gross you vomit until you are in a comatose state
• Dejabrew- much like deja vu, dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer. (not that i use that one, it just makes me laugh)
• WAF- wife acceptance factor
• LOL theory- he theory that the Internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness
• carcolepsy- a condition affecting people who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving (lol i seriously have this one)
• prostiboots- boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute
• bale out- when someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.
• Baby Goggles- A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.
• kthxbi!!-k, thanks, bye
• kitchenheimer- When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there
• overchicked- When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick that's way more attractive than he is.
• acidemic bulimia- The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulimia results in no real retention of substance. (hello, everything i learn in school)
• designated texter- a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages received on the drivers phone, thus allowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving. (this is what i use while driving, if there is a passenger)
• requestion- requesting something indirectly by way of a question note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious
  

  "are those peanut m&m's?" (requestion) "yes, would you like some?" "yeah"

• manicorn- a mythical male creature who is successful (pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (not suicidal). aka the perfect man

10 things i hate or am annoyed with

1. just now? playing ski free and not being able to avoid the abominable snowman!!! no matter what!!! stupid ending!!!!
2. getting home from school, and there's not really any good snack food
3. DRM-locked media (for those of you who don't know what that means, it's why you can't use itunes music on any other computer, but the one you download it on basically CURSE YOU iTUNES)
4. adults using slang wrong (although it CAN be highly entertaining given the situation. like telling tom random phrases, but not what it means, so he goes around using them. our next project: I'd tap that. jk lol it's almost too cruel)
5. slow computers, enough said
6. people reading over my shoulder when I'm on the computer
7. when you say a crazy idea totally joking, then everyone around you thinks it's actually a good idea and forces you to do it (don't ask)
8. boys
9. the song "hey mickey you're so fine..."
10. songs sung by men, using really really REALLY high falsetto voice (s) yes I'm talking to YOU "staying alive", and "i shot the sheriff"