2 random lists

top three celebrities that I'd run away with, in order of hottness

1. Taylor Lautner (tied with #2 actually)
2. William Moseley
3. Rob Pattinson (...maybe... it depends)

funny slang terms

• Vomitose- means something is so gross you vomit until you are in a comatose state
• Dejabrew- much like deja vu, dejabrew is when you start to remember things you did last night while drinking an excessive amount of beer. (not that i use that one, it just makes me laugh)
• WAF- wife acceptance factor
• LOL theory- he theory that the Internet phrase lol,meaning "laugh out loud", can be placed at any part in any sentence and make said sentence lose all credibility and seriousness
• carcolepsy- a condition affecting people who fall asleep as soon as the car starts moving (lol i seriously have this one)
• prostiboots- boots that are leather, highheeled, and thigh high just like ones found on a prostitute
• bale out- when someone's stress level explodes to an epic proportion and a 5-minute f-bomb-laden tirade is unleashed on the unlucky soul who was in the wrong place at the wrong time -- much like Christian Bale on the T4 set.
• Baby Goggles- A phenomenon where the parents of an ugly baby think their baby is adorable and no one else does.
• kthxbi!!-k, thanks, bye
• kitchenheimer- When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there
• overchicked- When a not-so-good-looking guy lands a chick that's way more attractive than he is.
• acidemic bulimia- The process of learning or memorizing by rote, subsequently followed by the regurgitation of that knowledge onto an exam answer sheet. Just as with the serious eating disorder, this form of bulimia results in no real retention of substance. (hello, everything i learn in school)
• designated texter- a passenger who reads and replies to any and all text messages received on the drivers phone, thus allowing the driver to focus on the road and not hit anything or get pulled over for reckless driving. (this is what i use while driving, if there is a passenger)
• requestion- requesting something indirectly by way of a question note: this is distinguished from a regular question because the answer is usually obvious
  

  "are those peanut m&m's?" (requestion) "yes, would you like some?" "yeah"

• manicorn- a mythical male creature who is successful (pursuing his passion and can pay his electric bills/rent), funny, chivalrous, masculine (not chauvinistic), adventurous, artistic (not suicidal). aka the perfect man